I don’t understand people’s loyalty to their country. Like, your parents fucked there, big deal.
Crimea might be the new Sudetenland. World War 3? I don’t want to elaborate, look it up.
It is a cruel joke that a hangover is cured so conveniently by pouring another drink in the morning.
Life is like a boring roller coaster, don’t mind being on it, but wouldn’t care if the ride ended. Never exciting. Occasionally I get too bored with it, and want it to stop, but mostly blasé.
Apathetic and anhedonistic. The latter isn’t a word but it should be – hedonistic is, after all.
These aren’t catchy.